God during a recent appearance told that one of his/her pet peeves was screaming his name during sexy time.
God reminded the people that many reverent people like the Jews refuse to even speak the divine name out of respect and so when teenagers humping in the backseat of a Ford or some sad lonely soul committing the sin of Onan gives a shout out to the High Holy One, it can really get under your skin, if spiritual being's had skin...
God speaking on behalf of all of the mythic prime movers urged the fuckers of the world to enjoy themselves with all of the verve and vigor that , well, God gave the fearless biped: "But Please, please, no more Allah be praised, Jesus Christ, that's great, Buddha, my clit,my clit! Leave us disembodied spirits out of it and then go ahead, fuck like rabbits..."
God reminded the people that many reverent people like the Jews refuse to even speak the divine name out of respect and so when teenagers humping in the backseat of a Ford or some sad lonely soul committing the sin of Onan gives a shout out to the High Holy One, it can really get under your skin, if spiritual being's had skin...
God speaking on behalf of all of the mythic prime movers urged the fuckers of the world to enjoy themselves with all of the verve and vigor that , well, God gave the fearless biped: "But Please, please, no more Allah be praised, Jesus Christ, that's great, Buddha, my clit,my clit! Leave us disembodied spirits out of it and then go ahead, fuck like rabbits..."
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